It’s not entirely clear from this article why “they” (I no longer have any idea who “they” are. The medical establishment? The government? Some guy tapping away at a keyboard in his parents’ basement?) are so pissed off we actually listened when “they” told us to eat more fish. Is it because in consuming more of Flipper’s nautical compatriots we are at risk of depleting the oceans’ resources at a much faster rate than we would’ve without promises of thicker, more lustrous hair and a healthier heart, or, because said promises are actually bullshit.
…And I thought I was doing the Earth good this weekend down at the beach…
(Caymanian fisherman down by the Georgetown dock. They de-scale, gut, and fillet the 2 lb. snapper before your eyes in under a minute)
