Dick Cheney Must Shut the F**K Up

I know what you’re going to say.

I’ve been absent from my own website (let alone my friends’) only to lurch into the light with a post about Dick “Darth Vader” Cheney (I love a recent blog where it was pointed out that George Bush, a man of weak character, is Darth Vader. Cheney is the irredeemable Emperor, the origin of evil). But when I saw this this morning, I just couldn’t help myself.

Why are we STILL listening to this pompous douchebag’s endless ranting about how when HE was in charge - oops, I mean when George was in charge - everything was JUST FINE, thank you, and how Obama SUCKS, yes, he SUCKS, and beware people, because even though when Cheney had been the VP for a full year, more Americans were killed in war on American soil since Pearl Harbor, and we have yet to see anything happen under Mr. Obama, but BEWARE because Commie, tree-hugging, pro-diplomacy Obama is a threat to national security.

Not only must Dick Cheney shut the f**k up, but CNN, Fox et al. must stop enabling him by pretending he’s relevant.

No wonder Ashton Kutcher beat you out CNN - you are slowly going the way of granny underpants.